August EMP Meme

[enablemeplz]

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granblue fantasy, genshin impact, final fantasy xiv

[ricordi]

OFFERING:
Cassius | Granblue Fantasy (ricordi)
Nehan | Granblue Fantasy (apathie)/(naion)
Quatre/Feower | Granblue Fantasy (attry)
Zhongli | Genshin Impact (lapideity)
Ardbert | Final Fantasy XIV (fistpound)

Prefs: Definitely want smut and shipping. Crosscanon life is best life, but will play with castmates, OCs and tabletop OCs too. Just ask if you're not sure you'll be welcome! In general, my big No's are malleable and/or silent protagonists (like WoLs and GBF's Captain), and canon OCs.

Cassius: Would love Eustace, Ilsa or Vaseraga! Otherwise, 18+ pref, and open to a lot of things with him. Space alien just wants to do all the things, and he will fit in almost any scenario, but especially cyberpunk/futuristic AUs.

Nehan: M/M 18+, but exceptions can be made for Quatre and Esser. Other Eternals welcome too. He's a prime candidate for sugar daddy things, especially as the daddy. The differences between his two accounts is that one is when he was still a depressed mafia drug lord, and the other is when he's fresh out of a coma, disabled, and free from the mafia (but still depressed), and I'm flexible on which one I can play.

Quatre: 16+ M/M, but by golly do I want someone older for sweet, sweet age difference. Quatre defaults to 17 because he doesn't remember when he was born, but he's closer to 20 by now. He could be a paid companion, he could be a very young bodyguard, or other AUs.

Zhongli: M/M 18+. Mortal/immortal romances are A+ because of the eventual drama (and potential for reincarnation...). I wont say no to other immortals though, like an on-again, off-again partner, or he's mentoring a young or new immortal and then bam, relationship. Of course I'm into more scenarios with him, but this is what I have off the top of my head.

Ardbert: 18+. Crosscanon and AU AU AU AU. A prime candidate for reincarnation.

Prompts: A/B/O, reincarnation romance, soulmates, mortal and immortal romance, xeno/non-human, marriage of convenience, enemies to lovers, BDSM, pet people, bodyguard romance, amnesia, age difference, sugar daddy/paid companions, transformation/monsterfucking, literal pet people, corruption arcs (villain manipulating a good person, etc). All characters also have kinklists, permissions, and some info on their journals for anyone coming in canonblind.

For similar canons, I've mashed worlds together with my RP partners, and I'm up to keep on doing that. Otherwise, I'm open to making quick, generic AUs so everyone is on the same page. Like pornstar/stripper AU, modern AU, urban fantasy, historical, Yoshiwara-esque, high fantasy, pirate AU, victorian/steampunk, space, cyberpunk, and post-apocalypse/dystopia.

Misc:
Timezone: GMT+8 (Southeast Asia)
Prose or action: Either or. I'm more on the action side, but I have no problem adapting.
Longterm or one-shot: Longterm. Preferably in journals or museboxes.
Medium pref: Any. Give me your animangas, video games, books, LAs, CGI movies, etc.
OOC communication: Plurk or Disord. Just PM to ask for my usernames.

[lockedon]

drags my corpse in here briefly—

Hello, hi, sorry for vanishing off the face on the planet on our meme thread, sometimes you get too busy to tag and then you blink and two weeks pass. 😔 I'm still up for continuing if you are, though I did want to check and see if you had any particular direction you wanted it to head in, ie. if you wanted to keep it more gen or aim for smut. I'm honestly fine with either. 👍

Alternatively I'm happy to do something else as well, if you have other thread ideas! I should be more available now so hopefully I can tag at a more regular pace.

[ricordi]

ah hello, glad you're doing okay! i'm def up for continuing the thread, smutty if you wanna because i'm thirsty like that... but if you feel it's too crusty now (NONSENSE) we could handwave and get them doing something else? or some other new scenario? what would you like?

[lockedon]

Nothing wrong with being thirsty, I too am a thirsty ho. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TOO CRUSTY FOR ME so I will zip and go tag it back, but honestly I'm always up for other threads too because I love Cassius.....my moon husband.

Unfortunately I'm a little swamped right now so I can't start anything new but if you'd like, I can let you know when I'm a bit freer and we can brainstorm other threads!

[ricordi]

grabby hands for more eustace. i love this wolf man. and feel free to get as nasty as ya want, i like it terrible

and i don't mind waiting! like i said, i love eustace and cassius, and i like 'em together. i'm willing to wait for the good stuff, so don't feel pressured, and just lmk when you're up for more.

Re: granblue fantasy, genshin impact, final fantasy xiv

[gravitydefier]

hi. :3 (I'll PM your journal when I'm not busy losing at theatre mechanicus.)

[lapideity]

holds out arms

yes pls

also eff mechanicus, i stopped caring days ago

[gravitydefier]

honestly I had a much better time with mechanicus after I coopted it today with my friend. at the least it turned into a comedy routine when we were yelling at each other on voice.

[elystia]

hello!!! :>c

i can offer a Venti for Zhongli if you have any interest in long-term thousands of years of pining slow burns??

[lapideity]

grabby hands

YES PLS

and maybe something about the current state of teyvat makes them decide fuck it, we're not archons anymore, let's try it

[outofoffice]

let's be honest, the biggest obstacle pre-retirement is probably just that Zhongli NEVER STOPS WORKING!!!

[lapideity]

look he had a contract!!

but now he doesn't, just the one all the adepti agreed to, to protect liyue... and he's just awkward now. save him, barbatos

[outofoffice]

PSL title: old folks retirement home

of course, that's after Venti gets over 2600 years of being Absolutely Sure Zhongli would never go there . . .

[lapideity]

should zhongli show up at mondstadt to surprise him then

[outofoffice]

YES

this has never happened before, he won't even know what to DO

[lapideity]

zhongli can just hang on his statue until venti's ready to come out

[outofoffice]

tbf it's not like Venti has like. an address to be found out.

also he probably thinks Zhongli is dead so there's THAT TOO

i can write up a "Traveler is off to Inazuma and grandpas are left to sort out their shit" scenario in my journal if you like?

[lapideity]

sounds good to me! i can hop into it when i'm done sorting some things out

[outofoffice]

SWANS IN LITERALLY OVER A MONTH LATER!!!! WOW

No pressure if you're not feeling it at this point, but I wrote up a thing here huehuehue