May EMP Meme

[enablemeplz]

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Comments

genshin impact, final fantasy xiv, honkai: star rail

[fauxtale]

 — offering,

yae miko, genshin impact (antipath)
lisa minci, genshin impact (eepy)
y'shtola rhul, final fantasy xiv (shtola)
kafka, honkai: star rail (domitrix)

 — seeking,

❥   crosscanon for all, always.
❥   for all of them: dumb shenanigans, for sure. look. if there's anything anyone needs to know about me its that i am a clown first and foremost. don't let my dossier of girls that definitely do not have only the one thing in common fool you. if it's funny, i'm 99% sure i'll do it for the bit. i'm here to have fun so 🤙 hmu
❥   for miko: i'm still yearning to write her like.. full tilt into some yokai shit. big and scary and divine type yfm.. let her bat you around with a big ol fox paw. :)
❥   for y'shtola: scions would be fun but i'm not against trying my hand at others. for wols, it'd be helpful to have a bit of context for their cr but otherwise, fuck it we ball. scenario wise, i'm a sucker for exploration of the 'in between' moments in canon.
❥   for kafka: stellaron hunters where ya at..... tho castmates in general are easy enough for her to go bother also. she's a relatively newer voice obv but she's been fun.
❥   half of them are bullies, so i mean.. give 'em someone to bully and i'd be thrilled.
❥   for miko and kafka (and maybe the other two): i want something absolutely unhinged. like i'm talking destructive obsession and fucked up pining. i know who i am. i can elaborate but be warned.
❥   exes. for any of them. it's a fun concept and i can't be convinced otherwise.
❥   meme wise, texting is easy. fluff i have a harder time with. i don't write smut all that often but it happens now and then. nursing back to health, master/familiar, anything that puts them in a Situation™. i'm pretty easy.
❥   negative cr. thank you.

 — notes,

❥   my shipping preferences for all of the above are as follows: while i have a few favorites for each i am not restricted by them. like, do they have potential for banter? then i'm in. i'm a simple creature. gender matters not. chemistry is where it's at. just. appropriate age ranges though, obviously.
❥   that being said, chemistry aside, i will never ever assume you want to ship because i am a chicken. i can usually pick up the hint but you never know because i'm kind of an idiot.
❥   preference for brackets over prose because it's easier to write. i'm sorry in advance for both dumb commentary and flowery introspection both.
❥   i also do not write purely to ship. exploring different types of relationships both platonic and familial also brings me vast amounts of joy.
❥   comment or pm to reach out, whichever is fine!

[onlythans]

it's important to me that you know that from now on i will be playing thancred as a canon divergence AU in which the only appreciable difference is that y'shtola shenanigan'd him into adopting a stray puppy

he gets a little backpack and takes it on missions with him

[shtola]

YES.. LMAO. very good. then this dog will be hereby referenced to every now and then from here on out.. congratulations on your new, shared child thancred. ryne will be thrilled to know she has a brother.

imagining him with like one of those toddler harnesses w the dog strapped to his chest is utterly hilarious and honestly, thank you for enabling my shit. all of my threads with you have been such a delight?? every time i read what you write i just sit here like. man. i have to up my game… you write so pretty and i gush EVERY time i get a reply. i thought abt dming you about it but i got shy :(

[onlythans]

never fear, i have created this bespoke artisan shitpost for your entertainment and to emphasize how clearly cool and approachable i am. ;)

In all seriousness, I've also been having fun with Y'shtola and would definitely like to keep threading if you're interested! Please never be shy, I think she's great and I have a ton of fun tagging with you - the excitement every time I get one of your notifs in my inbox is definitely mutual!

[shtola]

a samoyed.. 😭 i know it’s a shitpost but that’s one of my favorite puppies of all time.. i’m out and about rn doing stuff and i’ll have you know i look absolutely insane laughing at this. bespoke indeed.

oh absolutely!! whenever you want! in fact, if you see a meme that she’s not in just let me know u want her in it and i’ll come trotting along. again, i’m incredibly easy like that and i’m just glad you enjoy her. if it’s easier for you i have discord also! pats my dms.

[onlythans]

SAMOYED IS PERFECT FOR COLD-WEATHER ENVIRONMENT ACCOMPANIMENT. it probably knows to woof for the linkpearl when Thancred says "this is Thancred".

But yeah, disco would definitely make coordination (and yelling at each other) easy! If you want to PM me your name I can definitely add you, for some reason disco doesn't like it when other people try to add me first so I usually have to do it myself.

[trailblase]

i love your kafka

she's such an absolute queen 😌

[domitrix]

tf…… i love YOU
caelus my adorable little neutron bomb.. chaos monster
he’s honestly so funny so thank you very much for gracing me with him

[trailblase]

tyty i'm glad you've enjoyed this dumb boy

hopefully i can fling him at your kafka more in the foreseeable future, even though i am a slow ass right now asdf

[precariousness]

since i forgot to mention before anyway ur free to throw anyone at tartar or the good boy here

even if im going to be a headless chicken since g'raha is a bit out my wheelhouse but this should be fun lmao

[shtola]

i need you to know i thought i hallucinated this and was like where.. did that comment go... (this reply wouldve sent the message to my miko inbox not shtola)
listen thats part of the fun
yshtola barely fits in with the other three i have up there. the closest is like, lisa..
miko and kafka are just.. out there.