i trip and my 500s memes fall out 😔 all the best bad bitches are addicted to memes
i trip and my 500 AUs also fall out bc i'm easily enabled!!! i always love a good tragic twist and nothing says tragedy like good people with a good relationship who make the absolute worst choices but still find themselves unable to not support the other person or try to get through to them. and honestly if seeing evil durge gameplay has convinced me of anything, it's that shadowheart and astarion are especially just. very ride or die, lmao. to their own detriment tbh. i love fucked up people trying to navigate their fucked up circumstances, esp. when you consider ascendant astarion and justiciar shadowheart are both still trapped in the same cycle they couldn't completely break free from (albeit in different ways; astarion just replaced cazador and shadowheart just replaced viconia only to repeat similar behaviors).
i can't stop crying over that borat meme pls save me. all i can think of in my head for arranged marriage AU is the "i have been nothing but weird and off-putting toward you and THIS is how you treat me". sorry but she's too busy doing her dark bidding (trying to win mommy shar's pproval and crying to evanescence songs in a corner). i'm fully up for starting with those antics esp since you already have my TL open!! any starter you wanna throw my way will undoubtedly be good with me 💪 i welcome it with open arms
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i trip and my 500 AUs also fall out bc i'm easily enabled!!! i always love a good tragic twist and nothing says tragedy like good people with a good relationship who make the absolute worst choices but still find themselves unable to not support the other person or try to get through to them. and honestly if seeing evil durge gameplay has convinced me of anything, it's that shadowheart and astarion are especially just. very ride or die, lmao. to their own detriment tbh. i love fucked up people trying to navigate their fucked up circumstances, esp. when you consider ascendant astarion and justiciar shadowheart are both still trapped in the same cycle they couldn't completely break free from (albeit in different ways; astarion just replaced cazador and shadowheart just replaced viconia only to repeat similar behaviors).
(also sometimes you just want a mean terrible spouse to scheme with and betray and obsess over, it's fine!!!)
i can't stop crying over that borat meme pls save me. all i can think of in my head for arranged marriage AU is the "i have been nothing but weird and off-putting toward you and THIS is how you treat me". sorry but she's too busy doing her dark bidding (trying to win mommy shar's pproval and crying to evanescence songs in a corner). i'm fully up for starting with those antics esp since you already have my TL open!! any starter you wanna throw my way will undoubtedly be good with me 💪 i welcome it with open arms