because i'm a sucker for everyone's fave bad sad cryptidad. also, shit, why didn't i use that pun as my username oh my god. i'm the biggest moron in the world.
what i'm seeking:
★ full disclosure, i just want to play shippy/smutty bullshit with him till i die so ★ psls, memes, cross-canon stuff! ocs are also cool w/ me and i'd love to play with a dadsona ★ short one-offs are great, longer term psls/verses are fantastic ★ m/m and m/f are both welcome!! robert is bi and will make mistakes with anyone ★ which also means yes would love to do robert/mary or robert/joseph/mary ★ (and robert/everyone else. i am easy and so is robert. craig/robert is my sleeper otp, in fact.) ★ AUs are my bread and butter and i would die for them ★ i've been quick with robert but usually i'm a much slower tagger/on mobile a lot so just a heads up my tagging speed might flip flop
and that's it! reply here, pm, or hit me up at claptrap and we'll do a thing. let's do so many things.
dream daddy
what i'm seeking:and that's it! reply here, pm, or hit me up at