August EMP Meme

[enablemeplz]

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honkai: star rail.

[domitrix]

 — offering.

kafka, honkai: star rail

 — looking for.

anyway the new trailer fed me really well so here we go. they really gave up and said fuck it we'll full lean into the makima thing. i hope all kafka wanters are kafka havers now that her banner is finally out, also.

  ✦   anyone that wants to put up with her, really. she's the kind of character that i could very easily put in someone's circle regardless of what they have to say about it. you didn't want an annoyance? well, that's too bad.
  ✦   castmates, crosscanon, and i'm familiar with genshin, so her hanging with that crew would be funny. obv the other stellaron hunters are beloved. and maybe soon we finally get to see more of sam?? now that we've seen him???
  ✦   as far as favorite memes goes: patching up, undercover/spy, fake dating, etc. yknow, the classics.
  ✦   for general themes: i like funny threads a whole lot, but if you ask me for some fucked up shit, or just generally want to put people in a Situation, i'm here for you 100%.
  ✦   i haven't written an Involved thing with spirit whisper yet and by god do i want to. i think it'd be delightful. in what context? i dunno. here's your free pass into being told to do no good very bad things though.
  ✦   i adore cat-and-mouse dynamics. she loves playing the mouse for some reason, probably because she's the cat so often. that or she just likes the cuffs. who knows. like ooohhh noooo you caught me. how will i ever get out of this predicament..
  ✦   i'm not against negative cr, so feel free! not that it changes much of how she conducts herself. itd be impressive to get her to actually hate anyone, so it'd be a bit onesided. but THATS funny so im into it.
  ✦   as far as ships goes im?? i don't really have a preference. she's technically not a new muse but i'm picking her back up after some time so i'm just here to vibe, honestly. not that i wont write it. if the chemistry is there, i'll do anything because i'm a whore.
  ✦   memes, psls, whatever. texting is always fast and easy. brackets are my preferred but you're free to do anything you're comfortable with.
  ✦   dm the journal or comment!

[crevice]

im going to milk you dry for threads

[domitrix]

is that a threat or a promise

[crevice]

for you? both

[domitrix]

can’t wait to do evil chores with blade like evil sweeping and evil laundry and perjury

anyway whatcha feelin. what kind of terrors are we inflicting

[indwelt]

hello....i don't have much to say other than i'm always here for welt being terrorized by kafka because he's spent his entire life being terrorized by women and i just think that trend should continue

[domitrix]

hi old man. ♡

you would not believe this but we're in a game together, (hi its shtola) but anyway. given explicit permission to be a terror to this old guy just trying to live his life is incredible and i will 100% do so with gusto. any particular thing you're fond of or should i just start dropping him gifts (''''gifts'''') at his space front door like a stray cat no one wants

[indwelt]

me just realizing i never tagged that inbox thread back because i lost the notif.....i'm in tears, please forgive me

but also i can roll with whatever! if you have her up on a meme anywhere i can shamble my way over there, otherwise i truly just fly by the seat of my pants most days with no regards to the consequences of my actions

[domitrix]

life happens so much all of the time and boy do i know it. i also havent done much in the game recently but im gonna change that.. slowly..... gotta throw her out there

just lookin quickly at the most recent memes on bkst theres a demon summoning one, a rescue one, insomnia and good ol texting. all of which i think have potential for shenanigans because god do i love when actions have consequences.

demon summoning: idk i love cult themes. and shes kind of primed for some cult leader shit. if not, shes likely infiltrating one to get them to do something real stupid but make them feel like its their idea, that kinda thing. oooorrrrr, full on au is that she's the demon. wouldn't that be fun. OR alternatively, before she was a stellaron hunter, devil hunter era is unknown to us but could be fun to play with. hunting down hedonists sounds like a great hobby imo.
rescue: classic. probably some tactic to curry favor on her part.
insomnia: im imagining like a scene of.. hm.. dropping in somewhere she knows she could have a quiet conversation with him. probably ask about the trailblazer and how theyre doing. probably give some cryptic warning about something or another.

any? all? im just sorta spitballing but feel free to add an agenda to the list

[ricochetlove]

hey want to have kafka bully another man

[domitrix]

ummmmmmmmmm YEAH??? absolutely????? it'd be so funny???
he's a terror to everyone else so someone has to right the scales, and i'll happily take this on.

criminal on criminal emotional violence is exactly what i'm here for actually

[ricochetlove]

Sampo deserves it, this is his karmic retribution for being so obnoxious. he is a universally bully-able man, terrorizing him is practically a community service

[domitrix]

karma, kafka, just a few letters removed. and making men nervously sweat is my most favorite hobby, as it happens.

where would you like her! :) we could def just pick a meme and ball

[ricochetlove]

If you’re down for AUs, I saw a demon cult one on bakerstreet and I could absolutely see Kafka as a demon and Sampo as the head of a cult that he only initially started to scam people out of money a la Scientology and now things have gotten just a little bit out of pocket

Or to keep them in universe, Sampo could be helping Kafka acquire something that the Stellaron Hunters need and she y’know bullies him the whole way just for funsies and bc he’s lowkey terrified of her

[domitrix]

oh!! i actually posted in that one i think. god im so down for that au please let me write demon kafka. i love cult stuff so dearly it's insane. cmon, scientology sampo, accidentally summon a demon. see what happens. :)

we can do the second one some other time also bc that's easily done BUT FOR NOW..... demon. ive been chomping at the bit for that one

[ricochetlove]

The demon cult one is doubly good bc it could work either way and both possibilities are hilarious. Sampo being the demon and Kafka the summoner just means that it’s even funnier when she bullies him

I can tag into your starter later today to get things rolling though

[domitrix]

oh my god? youre right LMAO imagine being a powerful otherworld creature, bullied by some mortal. pathetic. shes going to eat him up.

im looking forward to it!! thank you for handing me a guy to bully

[ricochetlove]

Sampo is at his funniest when he’s a pathetic little bastard

Shall we do por que no los dos? Sampo can be on both sides of this demon equation and somehow still loses

[domitrix]

sampo 'pathetic bastard' koski. im going to lovingly grind him into the dirt.

both works for me also! im a greedy little bastard myself, soooooo..

[ricochetlove]

RIP Sampo

Lmk if you need anything changed with those starters!